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We're just some geeks hoping to make a difference.

Jack Pollock

(As narrated by James Earl Jones)
His high school mathematics teacher once called him the stupidest boy he’d ever met. He would go on to invent the shopping cart, the vibrating egg and the applause meter. Today Mr. Pollock draws cartoons and illustrations which appear the world over and are adored by millions. For more information on Mr. Pollock and his illustration work, please visit jackpollock.net.

Bill Bohling

Vocals, guitar, percussion, keyboards, PHP, Javascript, CSS, Drupal, Spanish, gallo pinto, sunset and a loose collective of contradictory organisms cooperating for a common goal. Usually available for freelance webwork--call bill at sunsetbillshammock dot com.

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Her junior high school geometry teacher once called her a "disaster in the kitchen" after she gifted him with a failed attempt at baking biscuits. She did not admit it was another Home Ec student's fault since she has always prided herself on being a team player, though one who consistently sees the humor in imperfections. Thus her only remaining avenues of achievement were engineering, music and deperate attempts at humor, where imperfections often lead to job security. She would go on to invent the "10% confidence schedule", the Tomb of the Unknown Meeting, and the unpublished tome "101 Things to Do With a Dead CEO".

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